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Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
Can I show this to everyone? Not even just people who think men are the superior gender. Just everyone.
this is a joke right? Anyway, 1. I don’t think shocking people to cause contractions is quite the same as labor 2. A freaking lot of women get epidurals as soon as it starts to ease the pain 3. Every person handles pain differently/has a different labor experience so i don’t think it could be measured or replicated. 4. Pretty sure I’ve never heard a man say labor wasn’t painful.
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1. it’s close 2. not all women can, AND IT STILL HURTS 3. IT STILL HURTS A FUCKING LOT 4. are you KIDDING ME? I hear men say getting kicked in the balls hurts more/this hurts more/that labor, and I quote, “Isn’t that bad”. Bullshit!
Really. Really? We can’t even have this one goddamned thing. You know it’s a proven fact that while men have higher pain tolerance over short periods of time, women by far have a higher pain tolerance for pain over longer periods of time— such as labor. So how about you shut your stupid face and admit that labor and period pains suck and try and find some sympathy for the women in your life you absolute shithead
Fucking seriously.
My boyfriend got his first tattoo about a week and a half ago, and he took it a lot worse than I’ve taken any of the tattoos I have. Granted, he could’ve taken it worse, too, but he was sweating, he could barely talk at certain points, and by the end he was itching to get out of the chair.
Now, my boyfriend’s not a weak guy. He does martial arts and he’s taken pretty good kicks to the head and to the balls. He can take a lot of pain - in short bursts. He even said, “Oh, I’ve gotten kicked in the head. It can’t be much worse.”
I told him it’d be worse, and he said I was right.
I know I take pain from tattoos a lot better than he does, but he takes short bursts of pain better than I do.
And no, not all women go through that kind of pain during labor, because they’re either lucky enough to have pain medications work or they have c-sections or they just don’t have kids, but compared to the amount of women who do experience the average, excruciating pain? They’re few and far between.